IF YOU POST SCREAMERS FOR APRIL FOOLS DAY I WILL PERSONALLY VISIT YOU IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT AND SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH
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what if 90s kids all develop amnesia? who will remember the 90s??????
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There’s a difference between
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The fact that we all know what this means really says something about our social lives
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MY MOM JUST SAW ME TAKING SELFIES FROM ACROSS THE PARKING LOT AND SHE CALLED ME TO TELL ME I LOOKED LIKE A DUMBASS IM SO EMBARRASSED OMG
(Source: chloelizlukasiak, via dancemommamaniac)
during a history exam once one of the questions was “How was Stalin buying time from Hitler to prevent him attacking the Soviet Union?” or something and I wrote “he was stallin’”
halfway through grading them the next day my teacher started laughing really quietly and she had to eject herself from the classroom for five minutes
she marked it as correct
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